Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Spooky Season

It's officially after the Fall Equinox so we are hitting spooky season in full swing, kicked off by our own little Mistress of Morbid. C and I went on a day date to Costco, and while a little concerned by her numerous requests to "let me know when you're on your way back" assumed that it was unlikely she was throwing a rager in the middle of the day. We came home to find that she'd been inspired by the giant skeleton and completely staged the house with the rest of the crew. I walked in the door to see her standing in the middle of the room holding one of the cats like Dr. Evil. The whole thing was pretty amazing and perfectly Averson. 


Thursday, September 21, 2023

Fall Y'all

It's 80 degrees, which in California time means that it's officially Fall! We met up with my cousins at Apple Hill a couple weekends ago for the traditional Fall kick-off, though we picked no apples and apparently I took very few photos. But there were apple donuts and hay bales and a butterfly that landed in C's beard


Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Someone take away my money

Friends? Shit is getting out of hand. And also, occasionally money WILL buy happiness if it comes in the form of a 12 foot skeleton my HOA is ABSOLUTELY going to hate or a pink flightsuit that makes me feel like Barbie (don't mind my dirty bathroom)