Wednesday, October 23, 2019

My life is ridiculous

I was going to caption this, but I think I like it better without context. Except I will say that the first pic is from when C and I went to see Joker and realized it’s the most polarizing film ever. I will say that every prison person I know has described it as “depressing” or “regrettable.” C...did not

Monday, October 14, 2019

Date night, circa 1999

We finally went out and it was SO FUN! We went to go see Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Warren G, Too $hort, and The Luniez (And I got the tickets on Groupon!) Like My Favorite shirt spotting said, “I’m just a basic suburban mom until Ice Cube comes on” Also we tailgated and pot’s legal in California so even those of us not partaking we’re still partaking, so the pictures are...not great :)

One of my favorite parts of the night was seeing how happy he was to be there. He LOVES these guys and totally geeked out on the set lists, covers, and special guests. I geeked out on how well they’ve all aged and the athleticism needed to dance on a stripper pole

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Random Thursday

C called me tonight on my drive home, and I could tell that he was DONE. So while he vegged out in his stretchy pants I reed the kids crap and took them to Family Music Night at school. Between his Boys Trip and tonight, I am earning some serious wife points here

Why yes, the girls DID make soda can maracas  and PVC pan flutes. They also learned how to whistle using rigatoni. So many party tricks!

If you’re going to feed them crap, may as well pile it on them first. Also we are officially too many people for a quick drive-thru run. Also also, is anyone else really grossed out by how the car smells after you buy fast food? 
Eli missed the fun because he had practice. This isn’t a picture of practice though because I decided that I’m a grown up and don’t need to spend every evening sitting in a camp chair making awkward small talk and watching my kid run laps