Weekend Soundbites

Me, after telling him for the 400,000 time to stop doing something "Are you feeling naughty or what?"
E "No Mama, I'm just bored"
Oh.

In a crowded, public bathroom "Mama, I can see your chonies! Giddyup chonies, giddyup!"

The morning after a particulary impressive fall from bed "I didn't fall out of bed, Mama. I fell out of the car because you forgot to close the door. But it's okay, we can still be friends."