For Posterity

I locked Avery out of the bathroom and she stood outside shrieking. 

Me: Avery! Stop screaming! Your sister's sleeping!

A: I hate this stupid door!

Me: Avery! We don't say "stupid" and we don't scream. Use your words!

A: Ahhhhh! Grown ups say stupid shit!

Couldn't make this up if I tried.