Wednesday, December 23, 2015

For Posterity

I locked Avery out of the bathroom and she stood outside shrieking. 
Me: Avery! Stop screaming! Your sister's sleeping!
A: I hate this stupid door!
Me: Avery! We don't say "stupid" and we don't scream. Use your words!
A: Ahhhhh! Grown ups say stupid shit!

Couldn't make this up if I tried.

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