I bought a big ass fancy house!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally didn't want to jinx anything until I had the keys in my greedy little hand, and now I do! This house is ALL THE THINGS. The neighborhood legit looks like Disney designed it. The whole neighborhood is made up of cul-de-sacs. They have block parties and put out luminarias on Christmas Eve (but call them luminaries which will never, ever sound like a real word.) It needs a TON of work, both fun carpet and paint work and not-so-fun replacing side doors and pool pump work. Oh yeah. Because it has a POOOOOL and now my husband and kids can wear themselves out during the summer. It's almost twice the size of our current house, with a two car garage and the most amazing loft area, and a master bathroom, and a breakfast bar, and all the wonderful wonderful things. It's also covered in blue carpet I can't afford to replace yet, but I don't even care because I love it so much.
|This is the new view from my front step. There's a fish pond under that tree.|
|Terrible picture, but we're sitting at my new (to me, actually it's really old and kind of gross) breakfast bar!|
|I bought myself a housewarming gift. His name is Morty and I can't wait until it's a reasonable time for Christmas decorations.|
|You guys. I just love it so very very much.|
And in addition to our big awesome stuff, we also did some less big awesome stuff:
And no picture because I'm lame, but Eli got his first football injury :( He sprained his elbow and was prescribed rest and no sports until he's pain free. So he's managed to finagle not having to take notes in class because "it's so hard to move my arm." That kid...
|I bought these wooden houses from the Target dollar spot and we worked on them ALL DAY. It was a legit family fun activity and they turned out so cute!|
I'm out of town for work this week (perfect timing since we have to be out of our house next week) and my hotel is NOT fucking around with the decorations. Each one of these creepy things also moves and talks. Because of course. And there's bloody handprints on the elevator.
I have no good way to end this except to say "I bought a big fancy house!" and now I'm staying in the Murder Hotel...