Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Weird Flex

For the past week I’ve been spotting a woman walking through my neighborhood, speed walker style. She’s stereotypically suburban looking, with highlighted blond hair, age incongruently perky breasts, and tan, toned legs. That’s not all that unusual. What makes it weird is that she’s always wearing the exact same outfit. A red MAGA hat, a glaring white “Trump 2020” tank top, and red camp shorts. The only explanation I can come up with is that it’s some kind of protest?  She smiles and waves as she passes, despite what has to be my “WTF?!” face. I really need to know what her deal is. I have to believe that if it’s a protest, it’s not a super effective one, but also I want to paint my house with a giant rainbow/Mexican flag and drape a thousand masks from my trees

1 comment:

  1. Huh. A couple of weeks ago, I saw a lady with "Trump 2020" mask that seemed to be professionally produced. She seemed wired with some combination of aggression and vulnerability, like she was mentally prepping to be challenged. I could leave her and her nonsense behind though. It must be different if this parade is outside your home and every day.