Why shrinks have weird kids

Eli: Mama, are you frustrated?

Me: No, buddy, I'm okay

Eli: Mama, are you mad?

Me: No, Bud, I'm fine.

What is it about the backseat that makes kids so freaking conversant?

Eli: Mama, are sad?

Me: Nope

Eli: What are you feeling Mama?

Me: Bud, I'm fine! I'm just trying to concentrate so I can find this place.

Eli: No, Mama. That's a thought. I asked how you were feeling.

My husband and hundreds of clients are right, that is obnoxious.