Canine ridiculousness

My kids are crazy people, and my dog was a nut, so I thought I'd go ahead and add another nut with too much energy to the mix. I think I'm going to have to start running again just so these two will stop destroying shit. Seriously. These are the remains of toyS I gave them TONIGHT.

The crate doesn't typically sit in the middle of the room like that. It's there because one dog sat in it while the other one pulled it across the room. Multiple times. And the crate is only out at all because one dog destroys shit and keeps peeing on my floor. But whenever she's in trouble we have to pull the other dog out of it first.